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"It's slow again" the Boss pronounces, back once more."What's slow again >clickety<?" the PFY asks."The internet, it's atrocious - and I've tried lots of sites.""Not the Leather Nun porn sites again I hope" I blurt."THAT WASN'T ME, I KEEP TELLING YOU! SOMEONE MUST HAVE BEEN USING MY MACHINE!""Your honour" the PFY adds.I cannot BEGIN to outline the HOURS of enjoyment you can have with a simple wireless keyboard and mouse and a dongle plugged into the back of the Boss’ desktop. I heartily recommend it.At first it was just moving the mouse around and activating background windows when the Boss was typing but after a while that got a bit tame – till the PFY slapped a surreptitious webcam in the Boss’ office and cranked up the keyboard.After that the Boss was scared to turn away from his monitor for fear of turning back to find some weird and gritty eastern European porn site up on the display – seconds before the PFY or I would stroll in with some work-related question.Then there were the several email memos to the department with the last minute subject line changed to “I’m a horsefucker”.
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANEAn atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane andhe turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quickerif you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there isno GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiledsmugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let meask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the samestuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turnsout a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose thatis?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl'sintelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualifiedto discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life afterdeath, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.
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Somebody has seriously made those, and more to the point they expect people to buy them
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